The Chicken Wing Vending Machine

Its a setup Black people. Don't use it. Show some restraint. Why is heart disease and every other disease our number one killer? Why? Because of stuff like this. Join me, your leader, in denouncing these finger licking, hot sauce dripping, jive talkin' machines. I encourage you to destroy them whenever you see them. But you must'nt (new word pronounced musont), I repeat you must'nt eat this junk. Why cant they give us fruit dispensing machines? Why? Because they dont want to. What's next, a grape kool-aid machine? No! Not on my watch.